Yardbird Hat

Listen, everybody loves a good yardbird. They eat the bugs, keep ornery snakes away, and they don’t take no crap from no one. Yes, that’s a double negative, but it’s for emphasis! They’re the head honchos, the winged warlords, the cock of the walk. Head held high, they’re gonna let you know that every time. That is… until it’s time for supper, then they end up breaded and deep fried. Like we said, everybody loves a good yardbird.